kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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