Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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