My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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