No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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