Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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