Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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