did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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