me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It's shark week go big or go home
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
