I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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