my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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