I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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