i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The convent might be a nice break from real life
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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