i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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