Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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