got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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