its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I need mimosas to revive my soul
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
