She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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