I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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