She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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