I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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