That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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