what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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