Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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