The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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