No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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