i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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