If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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