worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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