Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Farmville is her only friend.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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