sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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