Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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