my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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