I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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