i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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