we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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