I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
