My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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