420 ftw
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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