So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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