Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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