She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
