I don't think brook has ever known best
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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