remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I didn't notice because vodka
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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