Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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