When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
