yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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