I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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