he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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