you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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