someone get that fucking seahorse.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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