Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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