Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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