nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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