just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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