you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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