I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
do herpes really smell.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Randomize
